People use LinkedIn?

I rarely use FB because I don’t care about other people’s kids. The Twitterverse is a time-suck of occasional humor but mostly insipid banter, gossip and lies. Insta has moments of glory, but you’re only “known” if you’re pushing products. This ubiquitous need to digitally connect and impress upon the world that “we have the greenest lawn” has ruined reality and the functionality of interpersonal conversation.

I prefer a dinner party.